Featuring the squirt.
Merry Christmas folks.
Bringing this back for the holidays folks.
fuck yes this was like the first audio post i heard ever because i joined tumblr in late december and i only followed cry then and i love this
what if kevins mom isn’t really dead and the winchesters find her and she says ‘where’s my son’
what if i punch you really hard in the face
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
I never thought the Lavender Town song could be any creepier… Then I heard this.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
my favorite part about the rooster teeth podcasts are Burnies facial expressions when Gavin is talking about something ridiculously stupid
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
I read it in cas’ voice… dear god im dying
Okay, Misha left this girl a voice mail in THIS POST and NOW I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY HE PICKED WHAT HE DID! It makes so much sense.
josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”